You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

Directing:
  • Dennis Dugan

Writing:
  • Judd Apatow
  • Adam Sandler
  • Robert Smigel

Stars:
Release Date: 2008-06-05
TMDb: 5.5/10
  • Country: US
  • Language: English | עִבְרִית
  • Runtime: 113
  • Budget: $90,000,000
  • Revenue: $201,596,308
Michael Buffer
Michael Buffe...
Walbridge
John McEnroe
John McEnroe
Himself
Daoud Heidami
Daoud Heidami
Nasi
Ido Ezra
Ido Ezra
Hassan
Rob Schneider
Rob Schneider
Salim
John Turturro
John Turturro
The Phantom
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Emmanuelle Ch...
Dalia
Mousa Kraish
Mousa Kraish
Bashir
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Zohan
Nick Swardson
Nick Swardson
Michael
Lainie Kazan
Lainie Kazan
Gail
Dave Matthews
Dave Matthews
James
Charlotte Rae
Charlotte Rae
Mrs. Greenhouse
Ido Mosseri
Ido Mosseri
Oori
Sayed Badreya
Sayed Badreya
Hamdi
Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealon
Kevin
Robert Smigel
Robert Smigel
Yosi
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
Yamit Sol
Yamit Sol
Dorit
Donna Feldman
Donna Feldman
Michal
Norma Michaels
Norma Michael...
Older Lady in Salon
Danny A. Abeckaser
Danny A. Abec...
Ze'ev
Adria Tennor
Adria Tennor
Kids' Salon Owner
Bunny Levine
Bunny Levine
Older Lady in Salon
Bruce Vilanch
Bruce Vilanch
Bruce Vilanch
Dina Doron
Dina Doron
Zohan's Mother
Shelley Berman
Shelley Berma...
Zohan's Father
Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Taxi Driver
Alec Mapa
Alec Mapa
Claude
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed Ahmed
Waleed
John Farley
John Farley
Tom
Guri Weinberg
Guri Weinberg
Aharon
Barry Livingston
Barry Livings...
Gray Kleibolt
Rick Gifford
Rick Gifford
Philip
Julia Lea Wolov
Julia Lea Wol...
Mariah's Assistant
Dana Goodman
Dana Goodman
Mariah's Assistant
Todd Holland
Todd Holland
Fred
Herzl Tobey
Herzl Tobey
Commander
Ori Pfeffer
Ori Pfeffer
Second Commander
Naama Nativ
Naama Nativ
Sara
Dennis Dugan
Dennis Dugan
Homeless Guy
Shulie Cowen
Shulie Cowen
Debbie
Maysoon Zayid
Maysoon Zayid
Nadira
Helen Siff
Helen Siff
Mrs. Skitzer
Anna Berger
Anna Berger
Older Lady in Salon
Susan Grace
Susan Grace
Older Lady in Salon
Lina So
Lina So
Hip Salon Receptionist
Eloise DeJoria
Eloise DeJori...
Blonde at Salon
Donielle Artese
Donielle Arte...
African American Salon Owner
Sid Ganis
Sid Ganis
Doctor
Constance Barron
Constance Bar...
First Woman in Cab
Kathleen Noone
Kathleen Noon...
Second Woman in Cab
Christopher Innvar
Christopher I...
Angry Tall Driver
Ray Garvey
Ray Garvey
Truck Driver
Jennifer De Minco
Jennifer De M...
Arguing Female Customer
Edmund Lyndeck
Edmund Lyndec...
Pharmacist
Kristina Haddad
Kristina Hadd...
Hamdi's Wife (voice)
Anne Marie Howard
Anne Marie Ho...
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Veerta Motiani
Veerta Motian...
Beach Girl
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Billy Concha
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Marco Khan
Marco Khan
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Michelle Arenal
Michelle Aren...
Girl on Zohan's Shoulders
Jordan Ashbrook
Jordan Ashbro...
Hot Girl in Club
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Moran Atias
Eti
Ashley Ausburn
Ashley Ausbur...
Girl at Mall
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Barbara Jean...
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Mike Batayeh
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Denise Bradle...
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Guile Branco
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Melanie Buluj...
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Monica Cabral
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Kevin Cannon
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Ella Christop...
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Cheryl Cosenz...
Ribbon Cutting Girl
Rossie Cottrell
Rossie Cottre...
Phantom's Wife
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Kendall Draug...
Picnic Girl
Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher
Disco Merchant
Anna Garcia Williams
Anna Garcia W...
Phantom's Wife
Leslie Garza
Leslie Garza
Disco Hip Girl
Jessica Mei Gershen
Jessica Mei G...
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Nikki Giavasi...
Waitress
Sharlene Grover
Sharlene Grov...
Isreali Soldier
Rock Kohli
Rock Kohli
Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Mark Kubr
Mark Kubr
Criminal #3
Paula Lemes
Paula Lemes
Go Go Dancer
Bernadette Lords
Bernadette Lo...
Businesswoman
Anthony Martins
Anthony Marti...
Arab #3
Roni Meron
Roni Meron
Hot Girl / Waitress
Rachael Murphy
Rachael Murph...
Girl in Club
Bibiana Navas
Bibiana Navas
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Christina Neferis
Christina Nef...
Hacky Sack Fan
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Deborah Romba...
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Sandra Rosko
Sandra Rosko
Middle Eastern Girl
Jhennah Sinclaire
Jhennah Sincl...
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Terrie Snell
Terrie Snell
Woman in Beauty Shop
Chris Spinelli
Chris Spinell...
Angry Palestinian
Riley Thomas Stewart
Riley Thomas...
Little Boy #2
Keana Texeira
Keana Texeira
Rock-throwing Girl
Gina Tleel
Gina Tleel
Shopper
Uzimann
Uzimann
Cafe Customer
Kevin Van Doorslaer
Kevin Van Doo...
Isreali Soldier
Holly Weber
Holly Weber
Girlfriend
Molly Weiner
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Salon Patron
Henry Winkler
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Limousine Passenger
Saye Yabandeh
Saye Yabandeh
Girlfriend
Maria Zambrana
Maria Zambran...
Taxi Cab Patron
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Kevin James
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Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
John Paul DeJoria
John Paul DeJ...
Paul Mitchell
Ben Wise
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Yitzhak
Yossi Marshek
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Pinchas
Roni Levy
Roni Levy
Ephraim
Reuven Bar-Yotam
Reuven Bar-Yo...
Levi
Daniel Browning Smith
Daniel Browni...
Real Estate Agent
Tyler Spindel
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Doorman
Kevin Grady
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Coleman
Bobby Tisdale
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Alex Luria
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Koby
Guy Oseary
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Avi
Yinon Sapir
Yinon Sapir
Danny
Gerry Del Sol
Gerry Del Sol
Exploded Shop Owner
Cynthia Frost
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Mrs. Paulson
Marjorie Loomis
Marjorie Loom...
Older Lady in Salon
Carol Schlanger
Carol Schlang...
Older Lady in Salon
Edith S. Wolfrey
Edith S. Wolf...
Older Lady in Salon
Phoebe Dorin
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Vanessa Long
Vanessa Long
Catty Hairdresser
Blake Bertrand
Blake Bertran...
Little Boy
Laurie Meghan Phelps
Laurie Meghan...
Plus Size Girl at Disco
Kenneth Greenaway
Kenneth Green...
DJ
Kristen Lowman
Kristen Lowma...
First Woman in Cab
Penelope Windust
Penelope Wind...
Second Woman in Cab
Barbara Ann Davison
Barbara Ann D...
Dog Owner
Eric Lamonsoff
Eric Lamonsof...
Hamdi's Passenger
Connor Wiles
Connor Wiles
Boy Customer
Nicole Bennett
Nicole Bennet...
Walbridge's Girlfriend
Lily Javaherpour
Lily Javaherp...
Inaz
Larry Marko
Larry Marko
Phantom's Trainer
Sam Sagheb
Sam Sagheb
Disco Merchant
Latif Marotti
Latif Marotti
Disco Merchant
Christian Reeve
Christian Ree...
Disco Merchant
Aesop Aquarian
Aesop Aquaria...
Rabbi
Mike Basone
Mike Basone
Isreali Fan
Robert Benny
Robert Benny
Autograph Seeker #1
Bart Blackburn
Bart Blackbur...
Isreali Hacky Sack Coach
Lamar Brown
Lamar Brown
Businessman
Nick Clark
Nick Clark
Nick
John Dardenne
John Dardenne
Isreali Hacky Sack Fan
Joseph DeLuca
Joseph DeLuca
Hot Dog Vendor
John Duerler
John Duerler
Electronic Store Customer
Marshall Factora
Marshall Fact...
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Eric Feliciano
Eric Felician...
Isreali Fan
Maite García Ribot
Maite García...
Phantom's Wife
Ronald E. Giles
Ronald E. Gil...
Commuter
Sepideh Haftgoli
Sepideh Haftg...
Isreali Soldier
Zahra Heydari
Zahra Heydari
Dalohan Receptionist
Seth Howard
Seth Howard
Party Guy
Paul Jeans
Paul Jeans
Hotel Manager
Dave Johnson
Dave Johnson
Spectator
Todd Justin
Todd Justin
Nightclub Bouncer
Sam Kalidi
Sam Kalidi
Amir
Sona Karia
Sona Karia
Reporter
Timothy Dean Lee
Timothy Dean...
Shocked Businessman
Nicole Montano
Nicole Montan...
Cheerleader
Rachel Mower
Rachel Mower
Girl in Park
Adam Ohl
Adam Ohl
Street Merchant
Dianne Perry
Dianne Perry
Phantom's Wife
John Radcliff
John Radcliff
Redneck Posse Man #2
Klavdia Ramnareine
Klavdia Ramna...
The Hot Chick
Rob Shapiro
Rob Shapiro
Score Keeper
Mikael Sharafyan
Mikael Sharaf...
Fan in the Crowd
Arne Starr
Arne Starr
Isreali Weapons Trainer
Lee Stickler
Lee Stickler
Isreali Soldier
Sarah Stringer
Sarah Stringe...
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Christa Texei...
Ruth
Seth Texeira
Seth Texeira
Zeb
Sophie Texeira
Sophie Texeir...
Alena
Ryan Phillip Thomas
Ryan Phillip...
Angry Palestinian
Dave Vij
Dave Vij
Disco-Tech
Joe Van Wie
Joe Van Wie
Hot Dog Patron
Mark Winn
Mark Winn
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Julius Zagon
Julius Zagon
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David Zahedian
David Zahedia...
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